Hey Buffalo! Remember me? I was the kid down the street who used to knock over your snowmen and kick in your snow forts. Well, I can still do it, so don't tick me off by thinkin' yer good enough to win a Stanley Cup or somethin', 'cause that's for the "good" cities like Dallas, where after the final game they interview people walking by the auditorium and they don't even know Dallas has a hockey team, but they deserve it and you don't 'cause they don't get snow and you do. So don't make me come up there 'cause if I do I'm bringin' an ass whoopin' wid me. Oh yeah, somebody buy my records.
